Sitchblappers 
CREATED IN
FL Studio 9
RELEASE DATE
08/02/2010
DEVELOPMENT TIME
30 minutes
FL Studio 9
RELEASE DATE
08/02/2010
DEVELOPMENT TIME
30 minutes
DESCRIPTION
A very short (under a minute) piece of music in MP3 format, designed to be outright bizarre. Starts with a basic drumbeat, then extra drum layers are added. Finally, the track turns into a cross between something an Alien might use as a theme song, and an old computer beeping and booping to itself.
A very short (under a minute) piece of music in MP3 format, designed to be outright bizarre. Starts with a basic drumbeat, then extra drum layers are added. Finally, the track turns into a cross between something an Alien might use as a theme song, and an old computer beeping and booping to itself.
Ampersand
CREATED IN
FL Studio 9
RELEASE DATE
??/??/2009
DEVELOPMENT TIME
1 hour
FL Studio 9
RELEASE DATE
??/??/2009
DEVELOPMENT TIME
1 hour
DESCRIPTION
The most unfitting electro-trumpet bit in any tune ever, but the bassline manages a little bit of revival. Don't really see how this could possibly be used in anything, but uploaded it anyway. It's crap but, hey, I made it. It's part of the portfolio now!
The most unfitting electro-trumpet bit in any tune ever, but the bassline manages a little bit of revival. Don't really see how this could possibly be used in anything, but uploaded it anyway. It's crap but, hey, I made it. It's part of the portfolio now!
EZII Soundtrack
CREATED IN
Dance eJay
RELEASE DATE
??/??/2008
DEVELOPMENT TIME
2 hours
Dance eJay
RELEASE DATE
??/??/2008
DEVELOPMENT TIME
2 hours
DESCRIPTION
A set of three tunes (in one MP3) made originally for Elemence ZII. Ive moved on to FL Studio 9 since so Im not a fan of this.
A set of three tunes (in one MP3) made originally for Elemence ZII. Ive moved on to FL Studio 9 since so Im not a fan of this.
Retroform (2004)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Arcade Shooter
2.3MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Arcade Shooter
DESCRIPTION
Retroform, from 2004, was supposed to be a jetpack shooter game. At the time, I was incredibly unskilled with Game Maker so couldn get what I wanted from the premise and dropped it.
Retroform, from 2004, was supposed to be a jetpack shooter game. At the time, I was incredibly unskilled with Game Maker so couldn get what I wanted from the premise and dropped it.
Defrag (2005)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.2MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Platformer
2.2MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Platformer
DESCRIPTION
A platformer inspired by the graphic you can display when running Windows defragmentation tool, Defrag basically saw you defragging a computer by controlling a byte and fixing other bytes. It wasn very good.
A platformer inspired by the graphic you can display when running Windows defragmentation tool, Defrag basically saw you defragging a computer by controlling a byte and fixing other bytes. It wasn very good.
KOed (2005)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.5MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Novelty
2.5MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Novelty
DESCRIPTION
This beat-em-up game was designed to be an improvement on my older beat-em-up series, K-Fight. Yeah, THIS was an IMPROVEMENT. Its still relentlessly awful. Needless to say, Ive not attempted a beat-em-up since. Ouch.
This beat-em-up game was designed to be an improvement on my older beat-em-up series, K-Fight. Yeah, THIS was an IMPROVEMENT. Its still relentlessly awful. Needless to say, Ive not attempted a beat-em-up since. Ouch.
Lost Jewels (2005)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Novelty
2.3MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Novelty
DESCRIPTION
Not a game, Lost Jewels was my attempt at making a movie/programme/whatever in Game Maker... with extremely limited experience. The result is about two minutes of badly-drawn, badly-scripted, badly-everything cutscene.
Not a game, Lost Jewels was my attempt at making a movie/programme/whatever in Game Maker... with extremely limited experience. The result is about two minutes of badly-drawn, badly-scripted, badly-everything cutscene.
Penalties (2005)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.4MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Arcade Platformer
2.4MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Arcade Platformer
DESCRIPTION
Technically finished, but very bad. Never released because of it. Penalties is a penalty shootout simulator for football (the English definition) that accidentally included the ability to curve it and is, in general, really very bad. And check the Freewebs link on the main menu. Woo!
Technically finished, but very bad. Never released because of it. Penalties is a penalty shootout simulator for football (the English definition) that accidentally included the ability to curve it and is, in general, really very bad. And check the Freewebs link on the main menu. Woo!
Primitivity (2005)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.2MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Arcade Platformer
2.2MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Arcade Platformer
DESCRIPTION
A classic NALExample - a premise that could technically be an okay game, turned into a game that basically defecates on the premise and dances on it. Primitivity sees you picking up an arrow, chucking an arrow, and wondering why the protagonist has no nipples. Newsflash: birth defect.
A classic NALExample - a premise that could technically be an okay game, turned into a game that basically defecates on the premise and dances on it. Primitivity sees you picking up an arrow, chucking an arrow, and wondering why the protagonist has no nipples. Newsflash: birth defect.
Rigmorol's Platform Adventure (2005)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.5MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Arcade Platformer
2.5MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Arcade Platformer
DESCRIPTION
Trying too hard to be funny never works, does it? Well, relentless stupidity aside, this was a relatively solid, not to mention pretty much finished, platforming outing.
Trying too hard to be funny never works, does it? Well, relentless stupidity aside, this was a relatively solid, not to mention pretty much finished, platforming outing.
Shotgun Baby (2005)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Arcade Shooter
2.3MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Arcade Shooter
DESCRIPTION
Named after a song by the Outline, this just sucked through and through. Luckily I saw that early enough to ditch it quick.
Named after a song by the Outline, this just sucked through and through. Luckily I saw that early enough to ditch it quick.
Tracker (2005)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.2MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Novelty
2.2MB
RELEASE DATE
N/A
Genre
Novelty
DESCRIPTION
Basically, GTA1 with awful controls, nothing to do, and nothing much to see. Kinda funny watching your guy get run over though.
Basically, GTA1 with awful controls, nothing to do, and nothing much to see. Kinda funny watching your guy get run over though.
WayState (2005)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
Genre
Strategy
2.3MB
Genre
Strategy
DESCRIPTION
One thing Ive learnt in my years of game making: I can do adventure games for shit. This was one I started, got about an hour into then stopped. Has an alright parallax thing going on though.
One thing Ive learnt in my years of game making: I can do adventure games for shit. This was one I started, got about an hour into then stopped. Has an alright parallax thing going on though.
Yarat (2005)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
Genre
Platformer
2.3MB
Genre
Platformer
DESCRIPTION
More clichéd than a chocolate teapot having sex with a sleeping, lying dog on a blue moon while someone allergic to apples is pursued by a doctor, Yarat was a platformer all about the key-opened gates. About 1/6 of a level finished before I realised it was gonna get crap, fast.
More clichéd than a chocolate teapot having sex with a sleeping, lying dog on a blue moon while someone allergic to apples is pursued by a doctor, Yarat was a platformer all about the key-opened gates. About 1/6 of a level finished before I realised it was gonna get crap, fast.
Dafyddylle Violent (2006)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
Genre
Strategy
2.3MB
Genre
Strategy
DESCRIPTION
If it wasn so pathetically slow this couldve worked. Alas. Its a game in which you join the military and go to war. The game includes the enrolment process and training, along with a couple of empty levels in which you blast some enemies with AI less intelligent than a plank.
If it wasn so pathetically slow this couldve worked. Alas. Its a game in which you join the military and go to war. The game includes the enrolment process and training, along with a couple of empty levels in which you blast some enemies with AI less intelligent than a plank.
Evaders (2006)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.5MB
Genre
Driving
2.5MB
Genre
Driving
DESCRIPTION
Two-player dodgem wars with guns, Evaders tried to be innovative, but ended up a bit meh. First game I ever made to incorporate game options, though, and some things worked okay.
Two-player dodgem wars with guns, Evaders tried to be innovative, but ended up a bit meh. First game I ever made to incorporate game options, though, and some things worked okay.
Ovmira Racing (2006)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
Genre
Driving
2.3MB
Genre
Driving
DESCRIPTION
Closest I ever got to making a racing game. Not very good. One level, one path-scripted AI car, one wasted minute of your life.
Closest I ever got to making a racing game. Not very good. One level, one path-scripted AI car, one wasted minute of your life.
Desert Game (2007)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.6MB
Genre
Novelty
2.6MB
Genre
Novelty
DESCRIPTION
Yes, thats a temporary name. Desert Game was my first attempt at a self-made FPS. It never turned into a game but its alright for titting about in. The engine later formed a city game, which later still formed part of Dreaming On E.
Yes, thats a temporary name. Desert Game was my first attempt at a self-made FPS. It never turned into a game but its alright for titting about in. The engine later formed a city game, which later still formed part of Dreaming On E.
Festival For Under Fives (2007)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
Genre
Arcade Shooter
2.3MB
Genre
Arcade Shooter
DESCRIPTION
A shooter with nothing to shoot. This came about me editing the Mingitilla engine to try and incorporate weird model distortion. It worked, but it sucked.
A shooter with nothing to shoot. This came about me editing the Mingitilla engine to try and incorporate weird model distortion. It worked, but it sucked.
Nails (2007)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.7MB
Genre
Arcade Shooter
2.7MB
Genre
Arcade Shooter
DESCRIPTION
Holds a place in my heart. Its a difficult shooting game that I spent a lot of time on before scrapping it heartlessly. To this day a part of me still wants to finish it, but then I see all the horrific D&D and run away, crying.
Holds a place in my heart. Its a difficult shooting game that I spent a lot of time on before scrapping it heartlessly. To this day a part of me still wants to finish it, but then I see all the horrific D&D and run away, crying.
Notthemostoriginalgamenamebutupthere (2007)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.2MB
Genre
Arcade Platformer
2.2MB
Genre
Arcade Platformer
DESCRIPTION
A game designed for a mouse-only contest. Wasn great so I scrapped it and started a new game instead - Rockit. Never looked back.
A game designed for a mouse-only contest. Wasn great so I scrapped it and started a new game instead - Rockit. Never looked back.
Robotreq (2007)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
Genre
Platformer
2.3MB
Genre
Platformer
DESCRIPTION
Yet another platforming game that (for the time) wasn badly designed, but was axed on the basis it was blander than a piss sandwich.
Yet another platforming game that (for the time) wasn badly designed, but was axed on the basis it was blander than a piss sandwich.
Va (2007)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.2MB
Genre
Strategy
2.2MB
Genre
Strategy
DESCRIPTION
Isometric detective game with two missions made. If Id applied myself a little more Im convinced Va couldve worked. But I didn . So it didn .
Isometric detective game with two missions made. If Id applied myself a little more Im convinced Va couldve worked. But I didn . So it didn .
Cartoon K (2008)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
Genre
Arcade Platformer
2.3MB
Genre
Arcade Platformer
DESCRIPTION
Always wanted to make a cartoony game. Cartoon K was satisfaction, as well as realisation that if I wanted it to be fun it would require a lot of work. A lot of work? *chop*
Always wanted to make a cartoony game. Cartoon K was satisfaction, as well as realisation that if I wanted it to be fun it would require a lot of work. A lot of work? *chop*
Don't Let That Guy Get You Down, Man (2008)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.4MB
Genre
Platformer
2.4MB
Genre
Platformer
DESCRIPTION
Name is unexplainable, but the game is a 2.5D game that aims to mess with your perspective senses while being a generally spooky game. Got bored of making it.
Name is unexplainable, but the game is a 2.5D game that aims to mess with your perspective senses while being a generally spooky game. Got bored of making it.
Elemence ZII (2008)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
Genre
Platformer
2.3MB
Genre
Platformer
DESCRIPTION
One of several (in this pack one of two) games with which I attempted to reinvigorate the Elemence series, a series that carried my best game until I got better, Elemence AuX. ZII was 3D, not very Elemencey, and, to summarise the game in four words, "a bad Ballance ripoff".
One of several (in this pack one of two) games with which I attempted to reinvigorate the Elemence series, a series that carried my best game until I got better, Elemence AuX. ZII was 3D, not very Elemencey, and, to summarise the game in four words, "a bad Ballance ripoff".
Flat (2008)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.9MB
Genre
Arcade Platformer
2.9MB
Genre
Arcade Platformer
DESCRIPTION
Arcade game with flat characters. And flat gameplay. But I made the music for it, so that was a plus! And the blood effects, Ive yet to replicate.
Arcade game with flat characters. And flat gameplay. But I made the music for it, so that was a plus! And the blood effects, Ive yet to replicate.
Halcyon Days (2008)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
Genre
Arcade Shooter
2.3MB
Genre
Arcade Shooter
DESCRIPTION
Trippy and crazy, this was my attempt to throw myself back into 2D games after the Febmar Trilogy. It got junked when a Jet Pod contest made me decide to make NALs Jet Pod instead. Incidentally, this was also to be my first game made 100% in code. NJP took that liberty as well.
Trippy and crazy, this was my attempt to throw myself back into 2D games after the Febmar Trilogy. It got junked when a Jet Pod contest made me decide to make NALs Jet Pod instead. Incidentally, this was also to be my first game made 100% in code. NJP took that liberty as well.
NeonX (2008)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.2MB
Genre
Arcade Shooter
2.2MB
Genre
Arcade Shooter
DESCRIPTION
Me playing about with GM7s (I was a late adopter) new effects, specifically draw_line_width. I ended up using draw_line_width in FKR2 and dropping this on account of not being able to find a way to incorporate gameplay without ballsing the graphics up.
Me playing about with GM7s (I was a late adopter) new effects, specifically draw_line_width. I ended up using draw_line_width in FKR2 and dropping this on account of not being able to find a way to incorporate gameplay without ballsing the graphics up.
r!dicu4e (2008)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
Genre
Arcade
2.3MB
Genre
Arcade
DESCRIPTION
A fourth edition to the r!dicule series (see Games for the third version, tick Old Games in Sort By to see the first two as well). Was okay but I couldn see any way of making it truly better than r!!!dicule other than by not making it look so dreadful.
A fourth edition to the r!dicule series (see Games for the third version, tick Old Games in Sort By to see the first two as well). Was okay but I couldn see any way of making it truly better than r!!!dicule other than by not making it look so dreadful.
Viva La Vectors! (2008)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.4MB
Genre
Novelty
2.4MB
Genre
Novelty
DESCRIPTION
A first person game in which everything was to be drawn with line vectors, giving it a classy look. It wasn very classy upon trying it so I booted it.
A first person game in which everything was to be drawn with line vectors, giving it a classy look. It wasn very classy upon trying it so I booted it.
WTFPMSL (2008)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.3MB
Genre
Novelty
2.3MB
Genre
Novelty
DESCRIPTION
What The F**k? Pissing My Self Laughing! Well... the game has a skateboarding grandad. Not really the high point of hilarity, but it had a nice greyscale aesthetic.
What The F**k? Pissing My Self Laughing! Well... the game has a skateboarding grandad. Not really the high point of hilarity, but it had a nice greyscale aesthetic.
Classical Castle (2009)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
5.5MB
Genre
Platformer
5.5MB
Genre
Platformer
DESCRIPTION
My attempt at laid-back gaming, this featured classical music, simple graphics and puzzling mixed with platforming. Halted when I ran out of puzzles about three puzzles in. Ahem.
My attempt at laid-back gaming, this featured classical music, simple graphics and puzzling mixed with platforming. Halted when I ran out of puzzles about three puzzles in. Ahem.
Elemence Switch (2009)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
4.8MB
Genre
Platformer
4.8MB
Genre
Platformer
DESCRIPTION
Also known as Elemence: Passion Matrix. The other Elemence in this collection. This one instead was 2D and had a lot of bevelgasms. This is one of the games I wouldn mind finishing - it had a presentation to it Ive still not really matched since, and despite only having two levels, was well built and kinda fun.
Also known as Elemence: Passion Matrix. The other Elemence in this collection. This one instead was 2D and had a lot of bevelgasms. This is one of the games I wouldn mind finishing - it had a presentation to it Ive still not really matched since, and despite only having two levels, was well built and kinda fun.
Gamanstake 3D (2009)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.8MB
Genre
Platformer
2.8MB
Genre
Platformer
DESCRIPTION
As with Elemence, this was an attempt to bring an old series into new territory. I made Gamanstake back in 2006 and wanted to turn it into a respectable game. As a note, the title was temporary. I despise putting "3D" in game titles. The planned title at time of axing (though I may still finish this one) was "Hell Has Brick Walls".
As with Elemence, this was an attempt to bring an old series into new territory. I made Gamanstake back in 2006 and wanted to turn it into a respectable game. As a note, the title was temporary. I despise putting "3D" in game titles. The planned title at time of axing (though I may still finish this one) was "Hell Has Brick Walls".
Lyghtgryd (2009)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.2MB
Genre
Arcade
2.2MB
Genre
Arcade
DESCRIPTION
Ever played the game Aargon Deluxe? Guessing that was a "no", since despite being one of the best puzzlers Ive ever played, it was hugely underplayed. I don like remakes, but this was to be a remake of Aargon Deluxe. Unfortunately, my skill collapsed on me and it was left half-made.
Ever played the game Aargon Deluxe? Guessing that was a "no", since despite being one of the best puzzlers Ive ever played, it was hugely underplayed. I don like remakes, but this was to be a remake of Aargon Deluxe. Unfortunately, my skill collapsed on me and it was left half-made.
Monobrow Cat (2009)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
3.5MB
Genre
Platformer
3.5MB
Genre
Platformer
DESCRIPTION
A collaboration with Jack Brockley (Broxter). He wanted to keep this one secret. Bugger him. :D This is an exploration game featuring your friendly neighbourhood |:3. Another one that may well be finished in the future, either as a continued collaboration or with just one of us continuing work on it.
A collaboration with Jack Brockley (Broxter). He wanted to keep this one secret. Bugger him. :D This is an exploration game featuring your friendly neighbourhood |:3. Another one that may well be finished in the future, either as a continued collaboration or with just one of us continuing work on it.
Nightmare In Pixel Width (2009)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.2MB
Genre
Strategy
2.2MB
Genre
Strategy
DESCRIPTION
Fake 3D, presented with a limited colour pallette. Looks kinda nice, actually, but suffered from "implementing gameplay into this is gonna be a pain in the arse", which ultimately meant demotivation and death.
Fake 3D, presented with a limited colour pallette. Looks kinda nice, actually, but suffered from "implementing gameplay into this is gonna be a pain in the arse", which ultimately meant demotivation and death.
Polybiius (2009)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.2MB
Genre
Arcade Platformer
2.2MB
Genre
Arcade Platformer
DESCRIPTION
If youve never heard of the urban legend "Polybius" I recommend you go and look it up. Summary - it was a game, created by the government, found in arcades that induced numerous bad effects in players, including nausea, headaches, epilepsy, and narcolepsy. This was my attempt at doing the same thing, though it quickly descended into "making things flash a lot" so I stopped work on it.
If youve never heard of the urban legend "Polybius" I recommend you go and look it up. Summary - it was a game, created by the government, found in arcades that induced numerous bad effects in players, including nausea, headaches, epilepsy, and narcolepsy. This was my attempt at doing the same thing, though it quickly descended into "making things flash a lot" so I stopped work on it.
Rockit 2 (2009)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.5MB
Genre
Arcade
2.5MB
Genre
Arcade
DESCRIPTION
Sequel to Rockit. Lost motivation very quickly - some games I can sequelise, others I simply can . Rockits a can , despite numerous requests to.
Sequel to Rockit. Lost motivation very quickly - some games I can sequelise, others I simply can . Rockits a can , despite numerous requests to.
The Hilarity Of Murder Pro (2009)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.9MB
Genre
Arcade Shooter
2.9MB
Genre
Arcade Shooter
DESCRIPTION
FPS version of The Hilarity Of Murder. Looked crap, wasn very nice, but heres the basics if you want to see life in the players eyes. Was also to include online deathmatches and similar, but my online crew bailed.
FPS version of The Hilarity Of Murder. Looked crap, wasn very nice, but heres the basics if you want to see life in the players eyes. Was also to include online deathmatches and similar, but my online crew bailed.
The Inverse Man (2009)
DOWNLOAD SIZE
2.2MB
Genre
Platformer
2.2MB
Genre
Platformer
DESCRIPTION
A cross between Innoquous, Jumpman and anything with little men and monochrome. This was ditched because of GMs annoying outlines drawn around sprites. GM8s alpha support may end this problem - if so, this could be released in the future.
A cross between Innoquous, Jumpman and anything with little men and monochrome. This was ditched because of GMs annoying outlines drawn around sprites. GM8s alpha support may end this problem - if so, this could be released in the future.
The Knowledge Box (WIP)
WIP version of my short story, The Knowledge Box. Format: .doc
http://www.mediafire.com/?tymtnmtumoy