I’m fond of this one. Good going, 14 year old me.
A is for Axe, and for apple and ache
B is for Bun, but don’t burn it on t’bake
C is for Crispy, incredible cake
D is for Duck and the gentleman drake.
E is for Ear, nose, mouth, hairstyle and eye
F is for Fnaarg, often seen in sci-fi
G is for Gentleman, my kind of guy
H is for Heaven, a place that is high.
I is for Igloo the ice you go in
J is for Jugs of the juiciest ‘jin’
K is for Kipper and dear Kipper’s kin
L is for Love that you put your heart in.
M is for Motherboard you want to mod
N is for Nose that goes ‘boing’ when you nod
O is for Octo (that’s eight) is not odd
P is for Peas that get big in their pod.
Q is for Quad Bike, all wheels make a quad
R is for Roach caught with my fishing rod
S is for Silly Old Mad Little Sod
T is for Tea at the Flanders’ by Todd.
U is for Under the Unicorns eye
V is for Y, but the Germans say ‘vy’
W: What, where, how, which, when and why,
X is for Xi, aah, the Greek letter ‘xi’,
Y is for Yours Truly, that’s me, not you.
Z is for Zebras at home in the zoo.