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Write the Entirety of the U.S. Constitution Before the End of Night of the Living Dead /  by Allison James

Your goal in Write the Entirety of the U.S. Constitution Before the End of Night of the Living Dead is to write the entirety of the U.S. Constitution before the end of Night of the Living Dead.

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System: Windows
Price: Free
Music: The sound from Night of the Living Dead
Fonts: K-Type, unknown

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Quickly! Earnpoints /  by Allison James

do you ever try to burp but accidentally almost throw up?

i didnt do that yet but i have this slightly weird feeling in my tummy that makes me believe that if i tried to force myself to burp right now i might accidentally chund in my mouth

i'm probably not going to try then, anyway idk why I'm wriitng that here, I should be talking about my videogame

it's terrible

[made for gbtk 7, where the theme was mind your own business]

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System: Windows
Price: Free
Music: Allison James
Fonts: Bebas Neue, Helvetica, Courier

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Tickingtimebomb /  by Allison James

Made in 100 seconds following a small joke.

Every second, the game randomly generates a number 0-100. If it generates the number 100, it crashes.

See how long you can last, or how quickly you can win. Or don’t, I’m not your mum.

Made in GameMaker 8.0 for a bit of nostalgia.

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System: Windows
Price: Free
Music: None
Fonts: Courier

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“Allie, don’t bother” - Allison James

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Hap's Hazards /  by Allison James

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Hap's Hazards is an appalling pile of arsewash in which you, an unnamed female protagonist, must navigate a series of labyrinthine rooms underground in a vague attempt to find the exit of the cave.

See all of your decisions bare fruit as you logically deduce exactly how stupid you feel for spending any time whatsoever playing this absolute nonsense.

Look for the four buttons of "I hue shifted them in 8 seconds" which will allow you to escape when you find the screen.

Avoid five death screens that will rerandomise the entire cave and send you back to the start because nuanced gameplay is for children.

Let me know if you find John Cena hiding in the caves. He's in there somewhere. (Actually, don't let me know).

Yes, the game is winnable. No, you shouldn't try to. The win screen will only make you feel worse.

You know you don't want to.

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System: Windows
Price: Free
Music: Halcyonic Falcon X
Fonts: Allison James (Japers)

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“That was... honestly, I would call it bizarre more than bad. Presentation is nice, and it has a surreal, slightly nihilistic feel overall.” - XCVG
”I found a bunch of weird men on the way” - Adrien Dittrick

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