Slam Poetry

There once was a girl that was me
Who went on a door shutting spree
She shut them so hard
You could hear it for yards
And this was my slam poetry.

How to #indiedev

Finish lots of games
even if they're ugly
even if they're awful
even if they're buggy
even if they're tiny
or if we ignore them.
Then you'll make some more games,
and we will adore them.

Parade My Flag

A short poem targeted towards how numerous companies show LGBT support in their logos during Pride and other major LGBT-centric events, largely just as a corporate stunt - and how I don’t see this as a wholly bad thing.

Parade my flag,
Even though it builds your shares.
Parade my flag,
On your services and wares.
Parade my flag,
Even if you've zero cares.
As long as
You are not parading theirs.

COVID

A toilet roll hoarder called May
Was pooping one warm Saturday
She looked at her stash
Thought "I wasted that cash"
And then headed straight for her bidet